

They even waste the nonsensical fun of having a diamond laced skeleton. Gray and Palmiotti manage the not inconsiderable feat of removing anything of interest from the Unknown Soldier concept, leaving us with some pages where a man falls out of a window and then goes and has sad thoughts in someone else's garden. HVC seems to have found the perfect home for his clip-art pasting mania with this hardware heavy tale although he doesn't fare as well on the flesh he hardly fails as such, giving The Fox himself a pleasingly senile cast to his confounded features. Tomasi doesn't blink once as he recounts the tale of a Haunted Tank crewed by a gipper in a string vest and his endearingly credulous Grandson as they go up against a revamped War Wheel piloted by Rommel's grandson and powered by the slack corpus of The Desert Fox himself. Yes, the day I wrestled that rolled up copy of ALARMING BULLSHIT #235 off her was the day I became a man (i.e. The lead story here, a lead story about a Haunted Tank we should bear in mind, is a consumate exercise in capturing the gleeful idiocy of DC war comics of yesteryear that is way back when to the time when Mommy would roll them up and beat me with them. Unknown Soldier created by Joe Kubert & Robert Kanigher Haunted Tank created by Russ Heath & Robert Kanigher Unknown Soldier by Staz Johnson (a), Justin Gray & Jimmy Palmiotti (w), Rob Schwager (c) and Rob Leigh (l) Haunted Tank by Howard Victor Chaykin (a), Peter J Tomasi (w), Jesus Arbutov (c) and Rob Leigh (l)

Or you could go outside and play in the snow! So here's a shoddy make-shift Sunday look at some comics. Apparently my brain is no longer under warranty so I can't help the words that accompany the pictures. So, just the covers this time out I'm afraid. Here at Savage Towers the UK contingent is experiencing problems with The Haunted Scanner.
